My God Can Beat Up Your God Cause Your God Doesn't Even EXIST

False religions can't guarantee eternal life because all of their founders are dead.

Buddha is dead.

Confucius is dead.

Krishna is dead.

Allah is dead (even though he didn't exist to begin with)

Mohammed is dead.

But guess what.

Jesus is alive.

Know why?

They can't find his bones.

They won't find his bones, cause all he left behind was a neatly folded stack of burial clothes.

To put it simply:

My God pwns.

Happy Easter :)

~Amy

~Amy